Thursday, March 29, 2007

Professional Research

Today I will be conducting an experiment to determine the "occupational absence awareness" of my coworkers and supervisors.

The plan: I'm leaving at noon and I'm not coming back and I'm not telling anybody. Except for you, my faithful and few blog readers.

I've conducted a few variations of this experiment before (showed up for work 2-4 hours late, taken 2-3 hour lunches . . . repeatedly). Based upon these, I predict to return to the office on Friday morning with a total of 2 emails in my inbox (one of which will be unnecessarily CC'ed to me and the other will be some kind of ad asking me to buy something). No one will ask any questions.

I'll report the results tomorrow.

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