Office Monkey See, Office Sea Monkeys Do (exist!)

Don't try making sense of this post's title. That's like trying to justify the existence of Sea Monkeys, which (as we all know is the case with mystical beings like Fairies and Mermaids and Elvis) you must believe in, in order to see them, unless you're instructed by a coworker to to sprinkle nanoteaspoons of yellow sea monkey food into a "seamokarium" every other day so that they won't starve to death, or, better yet the fear that their possible existence partnered with your forgetfulness might result in dead mystical creatures floating around in a misty yellow monkey broth on aforementioned coworker's desk upon her return. Yup. That'll do the trick too.

I fed them yesterday. I'm covered till tomorrow.