Office Communication (or lack there of) At Its Finest!

Since reproducing company correspondences could in fact lead to my immediete "dismissal" I have changed and deleted a lot of the information that accompanied these emails, but believe you me, I have not changed anything in regards to actual text. This email chain really happend today . . .

Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:51 PM
To: Sarah Haufrect
Cc: Ms. Prim Print Lady; Mr. Cool Boss
Subject:Communication Letter
Importance: High

Hi Sarah:

Did you write a communication letter for the ******** Bottles? This would be a letter for NEW customers. I have not seen it in any emails yet.

Thanks!
~ Mr. Lazy Project Coordinator

Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:52 PM
To: Lazy Project coordinator; Prim Print Lady
Cc: Sarah Haufrect
Subject: RE: Communication Letter

The letter is done. Print Lady, would you paste the text in a reply to Lazy Project manager?

Thanks.
~Mr. Cool Boss


< Print Lady sends Letter to Project Coordinator >


Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:00 PM
To: Print Lady; Ms.Random Casualty of email chain; Ms. Non Communicado
Cc: Sarah Haufrect; Mr. Cool Boss
Subject: RE: RE:Communication Letter


1. This is the continuity letter, which will require Non Communicado's final approval before sending to the printer. If Legal had no changes, then it should be good to go. Let’s send that out today.

2. I’m looking for the “communication letter” (terribly confusing naming convention going on here)…let’s call it the “welcome letter” for new customers…

a) Has it been written?

b) If so, what’s the status

c) If not, we need to do it ASAP. Deadline is 10/9

~ Freaked Out Project Coordinator


Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:01 PM
To: Lazy Project Manager; Ms. Random Email Casualty ; Print Lady
Cc: Sarah Haufrect; Mr. Cool Boss
Subject: RE:RE:RE: Communication Letter


Since this is for [ name of failing product] we are not currently doing any acquisitions for [ name of failing product] we do not need a new welcome letter.

~ Ms. Non Communicado


Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:02 PM
To: Ms. Non Communicado; Print Lady; Ms. Random Email Casualty
Cc: Sarah Haufrect; Mr. Cool Boss
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Communication Letter

Ah…thank you Ms Non comminucado!!!

~ Pissed Project Coordinator


Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:03 PM
To: Sarah Haufrect
Cc: The whole big lot of them
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Communication Letter

Sarah, this means you don't have to write it.

~Mr. Cool Boss


Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:04 PM
To: Mr. Cool Boss
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE - Communication Letter

Got it – wow. That was ridiculous.

~Sarah