Random Things that Occur in My Office at Regular Intervals

1.) In house Mini-put golf tournaments

2.) Hallway Dance class

3.) People speaking in Russian accents. (?????)

4.) Plastic Motorized hamster sitings

5.) Nintendo Fight Night matches and foozeball games in the arcade room

6.) Cubicle yard sales

7.) Instant messages containing cartoons charaters with the heads of various employees photoshopped on them

8.) Analytical conversations about simulated images of womens' asses. (We sell cellulite cream, stuff like, "OH! We need to make her ass WAY more ripply")

9.) Bimonthly afternoon group trips to the pet store to restock our aquarium and gather fishy supplies. Our office fish are Robby, Marty, Lola, and Cindy Crawford(she has a mole, so...).

10.) No one doing anything that even resembles work on Friday afternoons after 4 pm . . . kinda like right about now.