My Inner Artist Emerges In Push Pins

I call it Post-Postmodern Contemporary Pointilism

Why I simply MUST clean my car more often . . .

Below is the assembly of stuff strewn about my car when asked to provide transportation to both boss and cowoker for our team lunch:

1.) Leftover giftwrap from friend's b-day gift
2.) Cycling cleats
3.) Miscellaneous receipts dating back to 2006
4.) Tupperware container from two days ago
5.) Empty toilet paper roll . . . I seriously have no idea why
6.) Star Magazine (VERY bad form)
7.)Deflated soccer ball


Don't let this happen to you.